That's right Taylor Swift, you should have said no.
When you were asked, "Would you like to emulate Shania Twain, with her astounding lack of talent, over-produced pop fluff, and pioneering sluttiness?" you should have said no.
When you were asked, "Would you like to be the teenage devil leading country music deeper and deeper into the tar pit of non-countryhood?" you should have said no.
And when you were asked, "Would you like to step on the revered stage of the Grand Ole Opry, and wail like a drunken American Idol reject who thinks nobody can hear them sing so they sing with all their no-talent heart only to learn that their rear car window was down after all and the guy sitting next to them in traffic is laughing so hard he's crying?" you really, for the sake of all humanity, really should have said no.
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Well said, Comrade! WELL SAID!!!! Although, now I have that wretched song in my head! LOLOL - Oh well....just part of the job, isn't it?
Hey at least it ain't "had that song in my head all day". That one will squirm between the swirly parts of your brain and set up camp!
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