Shoulda Said No

That's right Taylor Swift, you should have said no.

When you were asked, "Would you like to emulate Shania Twain, with her astounding lack of talent, over-produced pop fluff, and pioneering sluttiness?" you should have said no.

When you were asked, "Would you like to be the teenage devil leading country music deeper and deeper into the tar pit of non-countryhood?" you should have said no.

And when you were asked, "Would you like to step on the revered stage of the Grand Ole Opry, and wail like a drunken American Idol reject who thinks nobody can hear them sing so they sing with all their no-talent heart only to learn that their rear car window was down after all and the guy sitting next to them in traffic is laughing so hard he's crying?" you really, for the sake of all humanity, really should have said no.

Bob That Head?

**Really** Rascal Flatts?? Really??? "Bob That Head"? Did you really mean to sing an ode to blow jobs? Because that's what comes to mind when you warble that phrase.

Further more, you are not Google: you cannot make your name into a verb. "Rascal Flattin' all night"? Honestly, this is so stupid I actually feel embarrassed for you.

Please fall into an acid-filled crevasse!

Go back to your Blowfish

Seriously, Darius Rucker gone country!?  Are you EFFING around?!  This is the most ridiculous thing I've heard in a while.  Well, maybe not the MOST but definitely up there!! 

I heard his new single and almost fainted it was so awful.  I swear there is someone in Nashville standing on a street corner handing out country recording contracts.  It's ridiculous and it's a mockery! 

I mean, I know country music is AWESOME and I think everyone in the world should love it.  But there is a difference between loving it and trying to capitalize on it!  GO BACK TO YOUR BLOWFISH Hootie!